Wannabes

Roadies, Splitzvilla, Dare2Date ............. huh my my ...... seriously are the guys that i see in them even real !!
Cause if thats India's youth ....wow we are doomed and unfortunately since coming to Bangalore I have my fare share to see such guys albeit smaller versions of them !

Its pathetic ... dressed in branded clothes, speaking English..its like painting a storehouse dump with Nerolac paints... I mean seriously what are these stupid dump people good for ???..... Where  will they go into???... How in this world  can they ever be productive for even the smallest of things????

Is our Education system, the college culture, the metro culture... good enough to produce only such wannabes ?

Job satisfaction, my ass!

Well I work in corporation named 'A'. I work in country 'B' where my corporation has several houses. Ofwhich i work in the city 'C' and in the building number 'D' and in the floor number 'E'.  My team is named 'F'. And it is basically a part of the international group named 'G'. My team is basically involved in making processors. Not exactly any damn processor. In the 'H' type series the version 'I' one. well, not exactly the full processor. See in a processor there are several units and I work making the making the 'J' unit. Umm, not exactly the full unit. In that unit there is an important block called 'K'. I make that. Eh, not make that I merely am involved in the 'L' processing of it. Ya so thats what I am i do L process on a small block called K. I don't do it alone.

You see this is what electronics industry is for a fresher or for a hardware engineer for that matter. I guess this would follow in every industry where we engineers are hired. But the point is how can one have job satisfaction from his job when all he is is a small nut & bolt in the entire machinery.!!!

Elevator !

My day was made today when I took the elevator at 11:15 am. I pressed regularly as usual to my 7th floor button. I was specially happy that I was alone that meant no delay stops in between to other floors. I don't know how you people who work in 25 floor building and on the 25th floor there manage it. But 7th out of 8 floor is enough to cause me a mental irk if not mental pain.
My elevator door was closing and suddenly my bubble burst, the elevator door open again and to to my surprise not one nor two but 5 people came rushing in as if this was the last train to their home. (F***kers!!)
The agony wouldn't have been worth blogging until I saw each of them stretching out and pushing buttons. When their work was done I saw right from 2 to 6th every floor button was pushed. The stupid elevator stopped at every floor, every floor and sang the full-song about its manufacturer and opened.
The chances this random event happening in the universe is 0.01457 %. You see its 0.01457 %.

How the hell you wanna deal a situation when fate wants to screw around with you ??

I hate you Auto-rick-shaw waalahs !!!

Well if you have seen the worst of the abominable filthy shits of the world wait till you have seen the auto-rick-shaw walah of Bangalore. They  are the worst humanity can create. Infact there are people who hate these pain-in-the-ass so much that they start hating Bangalore as such.

I mean they really have the knack to screw with you right at the 9:15s moments when the urgent meeting with your client started at 9.

Their demand can go from from 1.5 times the meter to a blunt figure of approx 10 times of what the actual fares are. I am not lying i can testify in a court if you want.

Their dirty teeth their irritating smile oh gawd how much i wish for Bruce Lee's soul enter into my body and really them a good kick in the ass at one of these moments.

And if by chance if you land to one of the lesser-levels of these filth ridden humanoid impersonators who for a change of the daily routine wants to run by meter ....the moment he gets even one of the slightest idea that you don't have a clue of your destination route he will for sure give you a city tour.

Stay away from them... donate blood...kidnap people...sell your kidney... but buy your own vehicle ... or start walking...... good for you and the enviroment !!!

(Aah, what a relief !!! )

Am I ill ?

This is out of some website questionairre.
Quite surprisingly i answered everything considering its normal and this is what it has to say about me !!


Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

1984

This is probably the best book I have read and its definitely one of my favorites. It beautiful portrays the whole dark ambiance of the story to the extent that you yourself feel the cold. The extent to which us human-beings can be brain-washed, made believe and used. How breach of individual privaciy on the name of  "the state" looks under a magnifying glass.
Its the story of an insignificant man. A common man. An everyman. How the same insignificant person can become significant by taking his stand. And once again the contrast how weak a human being is. The innate nature of self-preservation defines us. In the end nothing is important to a human except himself.

The book leaves a hole in your heart and a heavy weight on your mind. A must read !

satisfaction....

You earn more than 75% population...thats not enough...
You buy high end clothes, shoes, phones, watches... doesn't bring the shine
You smoke, drink, dope get high as high can be ..... the next day is still low
Your work is easy no dead line good boss... No not even that
You read, watch ,talk... still you feel ignorant
You watch movies, read books, listen to songs... you look for purpose
Then watch another movie , read another book, listen to another song... your purposes changes

where is the purpose man, why this feeling of missing something ... what the hell is satisfaction?
Are these questions in everyone or just me ?

Is this quarter-life crisis ?

Tissot T-touch

They say blog about what you are passionate about. Hence stated that watched being my fifth dearest passion. Here is one that is dedicated to a wrist-watch/gear which is my current infatuation the T-touch series introduced by Tissot.

First of its kind it provides you with touch sensitive menus for like a dozen functions. Most of which you won’t even care but its always cool to brag about them. Menu driven access are not new but this watch actually gives you freedom of starting directly from the functions instead of going again and again from the menu – start.

There is a bunch of function with which you can toy-around in your free-time and during your show-off time. These include Compass, Alti-meter, Thermometer, Barometer, Chronograph, Alarm, Analog and Digital Display, Of course, the stopwatch and Metric/Imperial conversion.
The touch-screen protection from random touches is incorporated by the fact that the entire touch feature would be activated only by pressing the right middle button for two seconds. Ya, I know it sucks and its irritating but that’s the way it is. You got a better idea ??? ….mail them.
Like all series this one comes in 5 subclasses T-Touch, T-Touch expert, Sea-Touch,T- Navigator, Silen-T. They all have little variations in them. T-touch being my personal favorite is sports version with a classy edge. Especially the gold-touch frame one. Sea-Touch has the dive calculator function as well. And silen-T is an innovation which vibrates to tell you the time or the alarm. Not only for the blind people this one is also the one if you are one of those who spend 8 hours in meeting.
The cost of these watches would range from 290 dollars to 627 dollars which calculates to roughly around 13 k to 29 k in Indian rupees.

Check this out http://www.t-touch.com/